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Sunday, October 12, 2008

51-21

Finally, Dan Mullen heard what we were all yelling. Back in the Swamp, the Gators ran an offense that included more than Tebow running the ball, Harvin running the ball, and Tebow passing to Harvin. Jeffrey Demps and Chris Rainey are particularly noteworthy by their inclusion, and to take advantage of their world-class speed [think 10 flat 100 metre times, eh?], the O-Line widened their splits by about two feet. These Mighty Mites ran wild, Demps exceeding 100 yards and gaining 42 on one burst into the end zone. Rainey hurt his shoulder or he might have had more, but gained 21 on one gallop. Percy still claims that he is fastest, but the two freshmen beg to differ: the junior is getting up there in years ;-)
Meantime, Ricky Jean-Francois, you are a punk. Good job inferring that you were going to knock Tebow out of the game, and getting every Gator fired up. P.A.B, you then weaseled out by claiming injury and not even showing up in the Swamp, leaving your teammates hung out like laundry on the line flapping in hurricane winds. You have no cojones, miss, and by the way, xenophobe, it's Jean, not "Gene". Idiot.
Tim Terrific and the Gators prevailed over last year's champs, LSU, 51-21.
Go Gators!

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