Here's what has happened to me over the past two months:
The IRS hit me up for another 7.5 grand.
My truck broke down and cost me another two grand.
My girlfriend left me, went to Morocco, converted to Islam, and married some guy.
The Gators have lost three in a row.
The Yanks crashed out of the playoffs.
Celtic lost to Rangers.
Like Miss Scarlett said: "Tomorrow is Another Day".