Sexy Calves

Johnny Damon and his sexy calves came through last night, leading the Yanks to a wild, 12-11 victory over Kansas City. Johnny D went six for six, the first Yankee to have six hits in regulation since Myril Hoag in 1934, and not only tied things at ten in the bottom of the eighth, but knocked in the winner in the bottom of the ninth. That wild caveman is now up to .326 on the season, and seems to be keying a rejuvenated Bomber attack.

Dave Eiland has his work cut out for him, though. Successive clinkers by Cy Wang and Andy Pettitte were only saved by the boys with bats. Today, Joba Chamberlain strides the hill and takes the pill, and as I write this, Bobby Abreu just went deep, taking the Captain with him. 2-0 Yanks, and a good day beckons :-)