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Saturday, October 27, 2007

Gators and Georgia

Today is the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, the Florida-Georgia game.
Georgia opened with a world of emotion, and they might as well. They don't like us, we don't like them. Let me put this as plainly as possible: Georgia, your team is a showboating pack of motherfuckers. Oh, I'd help any of them if they were getting mugged or robbed, but on the field, I can't stand their asses.

At the half, Georgia has a slight lead. Here's why: their emotion has pumped them up and has gotten our guys to beat themselves, allowing an uncovered long TD pass, fumbling and losing the ball on our opening drive, and fumbling to kill another would-be scoring drive. Oh, and Tim Tebow has been protecting his injured [non-throwing] shoulder.

In a nutshell, Georgia has played their game to perfection, and lead at the half, 21-17.
To come away with the victory, pretty much the same thing will have to occur in the second half. My money's on that not happening. For one thing, Tebow ran a quarterback draw play at the end of the first half. He's been keeping it in reserve, Dawg. Wait and see. Think y'all got a second dose of Kryptonite? Ya better. Go Gators!!

2 comments:

Andrea said...

Worlds Largest Cocktail Party? How does one get an invite to this? I'm in!

Up in Warrensburg, NY (North of Albany, just past Lake George) they have the World's largest Garage Sale. I'll take the Cocktail Party.

Charles L. Wallace said...

Well, it only costs for tickets :-)
Actually, during the game, the parking lot was still chock-full of partiers, people who came to tailgate and did not have tickets [there's a huge electronic display, which shows the game to the party peeps].

Additionally, there's a small stadium/pavilion right on the Saint John's River, plenty of boat access - you guessed it, full of revelers.

We oughta find a way to combine the two and have the hugest shopping while partying event! hahaha :-)